stay a while! stay... forever!

or dont i guess

hi! i'm raff. i have spent a tremendous amount of my admittedly short life consuming, thinking and appreciating a variety of media. as you can imagine, bearing an above-average amount of sporadic useless knowledge makes me some sort of an ur-expert on most things.

i spend some time now and then updating this archive of failure with new and exciting excerpts, thoughts and objectively true opinions about things that are "good" and "bad".

no way! i hear you say, another random ass guy who presents his own opinions as facts ironically to shield his ego from criticism and appear relatable through non-confrontational quirky lingo?

and that's where you're wrong, bub... because it's not ironic; it's not even post-ironic; it's a secret, third thing: being tired of (reasoned and seasoned argument mulled over hours if not days) being met with (no it doesn't i eat sawdust with sludge and i've never played metal arms glitch in the system and kya dark lineage).

Thus!

i will now dedicate copious amounts of time and effort into convincing you to experience things i like.

have fun.